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| Uterák | | Autor: SamMcDaimler - 31-Jan-2008 | | 1636 ľudí čítalo tento vtip. | | Starsi zid sa ozenil s mladou damou a mali sa velmi radi. Avsak nezavisle od toho, ako sa stary pan snazil, jeho manzelka nikdy nedosiahla orgazmus. A kedze zidovska manzelka ma narok na sexualne uspokojenie, obratili sa o radu k rabinovi.
Rabin si vypocul ich otazku, pohladil si bradu a navrhol:
Najmite svarneho mladika. A ked sa budete milovat, nech mladik nad vami mava uterakom. To pomoze vasej manzelke fantazirovat a urcite dosiahne orgazmus. Tak sa vratili domov, ze vyskusaju rabinovu radu. Najali pekneho mladika a povedali mu, nech nad nimi mava uterakom, ked sa budu milovat. Ale vobec to nepomohlo a manzelka nebola uspokojena. Zniceni sa vratili k rabinovi.
Dobre, povedal ten manzelovi, tak to vyskusajte opacne. Nech sa mladik miluje s vasou zenou a vy nad nimi mavajte uterakom. Zasa sa vratili domov a nasledovali rabinovu radu. Mladik si lahol do postele s manzelkou a stary pan zacal mavat uterakom. Mladik sa s vervou pustil do prace a coskoro manzelka dosiahla obrovsky orgazmus. Manzel sa usmial, vitazoslavne sa pozrel na mladika a hovori:
Vidis ty smejd, takto sa ma mavat uterakom! |  Vytlačiť vtip | Pridať komentár |  Poslať priateľovi vtip mailom |
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